Welcome to the manifestation of my ego, and the foundation of my cult of personality. Just in case music alone is not capable of winning over the masses, I may be forced to take drastic measures, winning you over with charm, wit, and photoshopped images. It’s all a lie, of course, but one we desperately want to believe.
If you have any contributions to the illusion, or desire to manifest your ego in this space, please post replies and show that you, too, are very clever and witty. If you contribute sufficiently, you can join my personality cult, and someday maybe even build one of your own, where people will follow you and take pictures.
This is, of course, only if the music is not enough. I pray it will suffice.